Sunday, June 22, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
BFF - bestfriend 4ever
This post is dedicated to my best friend who is thousands of miles away from here ^_^ okie here it goes..
u r there through thick and thin
u help me out when I'm so down in the dumps
u hear me out when i wanna talk
many things've gone through these yrs n
now we r walking on our different paths of life
still remembering our past times n hoping u will also (especially 9th std...fighting for place :P)
come what may
u r the best fri i've ever had.
u r there through thick and thin
u help me out when I'm so down in the dumps
u hear me out when i wanna talk
many things've gone through these yrs n
now we r walking on our different paths of life
still remembering our past times n hoping u will also (especially 9th std...fighting for place :P)
come what may
u r the best fri i've ever had.
Devil and Angle
If an angle and a devil were to fall in love.
Can their love transcend the love of heaven and hell?
Can the angle set her wings on fire?
Can the devil soar at day light?
That is fate.
so called LOVE can't change what isn't meant to b.
It's just a quote i found out the other day. I think part of that phrase is true.
It's just a quote i found out the other day. I think part of that phrase is true.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Wedding Query
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@ BrideGroom Char(NotBad) ,
@ Bride Char(Good)
AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND CarCount > 2 AND HouseStatus
='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus= 'B.TECH or BE or Degree or MCA or MBA' AND
HavingBrothers= 'NO' AND HavingSisters ='No'
AND AllowRelocate ='YES'
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')
END
GO
Then the wife writes the below query:
DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;
@ BrideGroom Char(NotBad) ,
@ Bride Char(Good)
AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND CarCount > 2 AND HouseStatus
='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus= 'B.TECH or BE or Degree or MCA or MBA' AND
HavingBrothers= 'NO' AND HavingSisters ='No'
AND AllowRelocate ='YES'
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')
END
GO
Then the wife writes the below query:
DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Sunday, June 8, 2008
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